June 14th, 2005 @ 7:29PM
Why am I back here? Hmm...
December 9th, 2004 @ 12:13PM
This is the 3rd B-Day i've seen on DMusic. Sweetness.
September 25th, 2004 @ 11:31AM
OMG! It's been wayyy too long since I got on here and farted around. I miss you guys.
June 5th, 2004 @ 12:51PM
Why Men Are Just Happier People:
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is
just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45
minutes.
May 4th, 2004 @ 12:38AM
"And the picture frames are facing down
and the ringing from this empty sound
is deafening and keeping you from sleep.
And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask
and you're measuring your minutes by a clock that's blinking eights.
This is incredible.
Starving, insatiable,
yes, this is love for the first time.
Well you'd like to think that you were invincible.
Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt loss for the first time?
Well this is the last time."
April 23rd, 2004 @ 10:33PM
April 14th, 2004 @ 10:14AM
Our next guest has big ears too cause he likes to carry coffe beans and rocks...Please welcome, a donkey! [ music hits,doc enters w/donkey ]..And who are you ... ?
Doc Ellis: Hi I'm Doc Ellis from the Lancaster Children's Petting Zoo.
Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow!!
Doc Ellis: Hello Brian! I- I'd like you to meet Jessie.
Brian Fellow: I already have a friend named Jessie. He fixes my car.
Doc Ellis: [ confused ] That-That's nice...
Brian Fellow: Does this donkey fix cars?
Doc Ellis: No he doesn't
Brian Fellow: Then they probably aren't related.
Doc Ellis: [ smiling ] Yeah, you know you're probably right.
Brian Fellow: Did you see that haircut rabbit? With the short haircut?
Doc Ellis: Yeah i did.
Brian Fellow: That was CRAZY!
Doc Ellis: [ laughing ] It sure was, and although it might look like it, this donkey didn't give himself a haircut.
Brian Fellow: I know that, I'm not stupid!
Doc Ellis: I- I was just kidding...
Brian Fellow: I'm Brian Fellow!!! Let me ask you a question. Is a donkey and a mule the same thing?
Doc Ellis: You know, thats a very good question..
[ doc keeps rambling...his voice eventually fades out to brian laughing while thinking of a rabbit cutting his own hair ]
Brian Fellow: [ laughing ] he's CRAZY!!
Doc Ellis: What? What are you talking about?
Brian Fellow: The haircut rabbit!!
Doc Ellis: What? [ confused ] What haircut rabbit?
Brian Fellow: Just think about it!
Doc Ellis: [ thinks about the rabbit cutting his hair, then laughs ] He is crazy, you're right!
April 8th, 2004 @ 9:39AM
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.
March 30th, 2004 @ 9:51AM
The perfect girl used to be only in dreams it seems,
but when I first saw you, it changed everything.
I knew right off that you were the one,
I hoped we would be together, I knew we’d have fun!
Whenever we hug, I get chills up my spine,
I think about you nonstop; all the time,
Nothing can change what you mean to me,
you’re all that I want, all that I need,
when I look into those beautiful brown eyes,
it makes me realize,
you are the most gorgeous girl on earth.
I found my girl so now I can end my search.
Every night when I get down to pray,
I thank God for you baby because you brighten up my day!
I’d give the world away just to be with you,
now that I’ve found you, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do.
I’d sacrifice it all just to be with you.
You’ve turned my life around,
when you’re with me its impossible for me to frown.
I will cherish every moment spent in your presence,
because you’re my perfect angel God sent to me from heaven.
Now tell me that we belong together,
please tell me that I will be with you forever.
Tell me that you love me,
girl I just want you to see,
I truly love you.
You’re the proof that my love is alive,
Something is going on, it’s mixing up my insides.
A feeling so new, so special it seems,
my love for you sends the angels to their knees.
For the past few weeks I’ve worked on this rhyme,
I’m trying to show our love will defy time.
Even God couldn’t send enough words from above,
to really explain that you’re my one and only true love.
There’s millions of reasons I wish our love will never end,
but simply, you're not only my girl, you’re my best friend!
And this is why I truly love you.
March 28th, 2004 @ 5:58AM
Its official people ... Fiji is now a subscriber! W00-h00!
